"Lesbians shouldn’t be allowed to use sex toys, they made their choice."
That doesn’t even make the tiniest amount of sense. What?
I got nothin.
Is this assuming that straight people don’t use sex toys? Because that is the only way I can think of it making sense, and that is just sad/wrong.
(Source: microaggressions, via blueandbluer)
That’s the worst!
It’s better than when you have NONE left. At least you’ve got one to run to the store in!
My husband makes fun of me for tampon fairying the apartment. There are secret stashes of feminine hygiene products EVERYWHERE. I may be silly but I never have the above conundrum because of it.
I “subscribed” to tampons on Amazon, and now I just get a box of them in the mail every month. It is AWESOME.
"How do you know when it’s New Year’s? ‘Oh, New Year’s is when we drink with hats on.’"
Louis Black on drinking in Wisconsin (via zaftig-hippie-chick)
it’s like new years every fuck night.
I pretty much had this conversation last night. ”How is what everyone is doing any different from what we did christmas eve?” ”Or any random friday?” ”They are wearing stupid hats” I deliberately put on one new years hat and one tiara, maybe two for short periods, and literally dropped a drink on the floor to block my friend’s girlfriend from putting another goddamn plastic hat on me.
I love a good tiara, but you can keep your paper/plastic hats. I was able to fend them off by pointing out that they would compete with my crest.
I have absolutely NO desire to see this movie, but I need to get out of the house.
I actually kind of want to cry I so badly DON’T want to see it.
In my head I refer to that move as “Tintin and the Uncanny Valley.”