BRING IN THE NERDS!
Oh. Oh fuck all of that.
Check your emails*, Congress. We “nerds” have been emailing you sorry motherfuckers about this for days.
*Note: ask your local office “nerd” for how to accomplish the checking of email.
(via blueandbluer)
(Source: forever-epic)
(Source: programmerryangosling, via alyshabee)
Well there’s another bullshit myth we can put to rest.
-Joe
Did the study adjust for factors such as general uppidyness and just women being bitches for the most part?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Nice try, “science”.
(Source: stfuconservatives)
”in the dark safe corners of the night, we fucked with our fists, teeth and hearts like we were indestructible” - Amber Dawn, in “Persistence: All Ways Butch and Femme”
Two wives
Whenever I hear the word BABE, I see these two in my head.
(Source: heavymuffintop)
I need this staircase in my house and an Alexander McQueen dress that I can wear solely for the purpose of walking up and down the staircase in style. My life would then be complete.
I would never be able to walk down these steps without announcing to Imaginary DeMille that I am “ready for my closeup.”
